Keep The Change Ya Filthy Animal
What a wonderful tip you’ve given me: $4.73 – all in pennies, nickels, and 3 dimes.
I wasn’t planning on going to use the pay phone after my shift was over. If you don’t have paper money, don’t worry about the change. It isn’t really a tip if I have to spend the rest of the night counting it.
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