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Server: Here’s your dessert.
Customer who thinks he’s funny: This is fat free right? Hahaha!!
Server: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I’ll be right back with your check.
Everytime I hear this, I feel like Im getting a glimpse into what Hell must be like.
restaurantbastards 
lol! Too funny.
“Don’t worry it wouldn’t help you with your weight problem if it were.”
You are on a roll now. I always felt like punching the person that said that… have you noticed it’s often men? Maybe that is because I am a girl and if another girl said that to me I would be like WTF?!
I used to work in an icecream shop and this obese woman came in one day, belittling me because I was skinny and working in an icecream shop. She said something at the end like “How are you so skinny working here?!” I had to stop myself from saying something like, “I don’t gorge myself on icecream every time I come in!”
It’s always the “wacky uncle” type, and he’s probably married to the double-wide aunt who says “of course that’s calorie free, right” when ordering the hot fudge brownie dessert.
I always say that I will tip the customer who comes up with a “new one”… So far I still have that tip money!
Ahoy matey!
No, I’ll be back with a plate of Splenda for you.
Hahaha! Nice. I’ll have have to use that one.
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Wow, Thank you so much. I really appreciate it!! 🙂