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One By One
Your table of four is just about to finish eating when two other “joiners” come to the table 20 minutes later and decide they want to order some food. When the two joiners are just about to finish eating their food, another shmoe shows up to the table 17 minutes later to try and order. Unfortunately for shmoe, there is another reservation for this table in 10 minutes and it looks like the only food he’s gonna be eating is nothing. Thank you come again.
When people show up to the table a little bit at a time, it extends the amount of time that your party will be sitting at the table and therefore keeping other customers from getting to sit down to eat, and therefore keeping me from making more money, and therefore I get annoyed, and therefore I start thinking of new ways to torture customers, and therefore I have to go and purchase “How to booby trap your cutomers tables for dummies”, and therefore I get into trouble and get fired, and therefore I have no more stories to write on here, and therefore. . . . you get my point.
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