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Can You And Everyone Else Get Me The Same Thing?
You ask your server for some extra sauce for your food. Naturally, you’re too impatient to wait for your server to return so you annoyingly ask ME for a side of sauce. When I return to your table, I notice the sauce that you had asked your server for has already made it back to the table. Please let me thank you for wasting my time by smashing this chair over your head.
If you ask your server to get you something and you don’t get it right away, just be patient and remind your server again in a few minutes. If you ask several people for the same thing, you’re just wasting their time and your going to be marked as “that table” and everyone’s going to ignore you and your 5 extra sauces.
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