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I Can’t Eat Because My Arms Are Too Tired
Oh no, you don’t have to move your arms so I can place you’re food on the table. I’ll just use my foot to make space while you just keep staring at me like a Jackass.
Unless you like eating with a plate of food resting on top of your arms, I suggest you move them when I come to the table with food in my hands.
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