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My Mouth Made My Food Cold

August 24, 2012

Server:  Here is your medium rare filet mignon. Enjoy.

(15 minutes later, customer takes first bite)

Moronic Customer:  My steak is cold! I need a new one!

Server:  I’m sorry about that. I’ll just bring a microwave oven to your table so you can warm it up whenever you’re finished yapping.

Dear Stupid,

Food doesn’t get warmer the longer it sits on your table.

From → Lame "Guests"

5 Comments
  1. I remember this TV dinner lol

  2. javaj240 permalink

    Love it!

  3. ckponderings permalink

    Great point well made, and nice image too! (I’m sure I’ve eaten there, haha!)

  4. What? Food gets cold? Say it ain’t so.

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