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My Mouth Made My Food Cold
Server: Here is your medium rare filet mignon. Enjoy.
(15 minutes later, customer takes first bite)
Moronic Customer: My steak is cold! I need a new one!
Server: I’m sorry about that. I’ll just bring a microwave oven to your table so you can warm it up whenever you’re finished yapping.
Food doesn’t get warmer the longer it sits on your table.
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