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Time To Impress
You’d like to order a bottle of our finest House wine? Uh, earth to cheap ass, there’s no such thing as a fine house wine. House= Cheap.
“Can I order a glass of your house red?” I would love to replace the word “House” with the word “Cheap” then we can see how cool you look in front of your date.
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