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Enjoy The Left Overs
You stake your claim by sitting down at a table that still has dirty dishes on it from the previous “guests” who just ate there. Instead of rushing over to the table to clean it, I wait 10 minutes and then I wait 10 minutes more.
Are you really so desperate for the table that you can’t wait to be seated, let alone sit at a dirty table? I actually love it when this happens, because after you watch me clean it up, I tell you that the table has been reserved for someone else.
From → Lame "Guests"