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Do Some Shots
You drank half of your drink before telling me that it’s not strong enough. No problem, I’ll just throw some ice cubes in it to make it look like there’s more.
The cheap ass strikes again. If you want more alcohol, ask for a double. If you don’t feel like you should have to pay more, go back to your car, look at yourself in the mirror, and then punch yourself repeatedly.
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