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Do Some Shots

July 23, 2012

You drank half of your drink before telling me that it’s not strong enough. No problem, I’ll just throw some ice cubes in it to make it look like there’s more.

The cheap ass strikes again. If you want more alcohol, ask for a double. If you don’t feel like you should have to pay more, go back to your car, look at yourself in the mirror, and then punch yourself repeatedly.

From → Lame "Guests"

  1. dude, you hold nothing back. from what ive read/skimmed of your posts, seems like you’ve had a lot of crappy experiences with restaurant goers. but i understand.

  2. Travel Culture Food permalink

    I’ve nominated you for an award. Feel free to accept or not. I’m easy going :D! Cheers! & Congrats!

  3. I have to agree with Erica’s comment that you hold nothing back. Your posts are fun to read! Thank you for the laughs!

  4. Where’s your restaurant? I want to visit so I can see first hand what true arrogant bastard looks like in person, then I’m gonna by you a drink for being so fucking honest. And make mine a double!

  5. *buy…damned typos!

  6. Teresa Cleveland Wendel permalink

    There’s a fly in my soup!

    • Server: Sorry I’ll have a new one made for you.
      (Server removes fly with spoon and comes back to table)
      Server: Here you go!

  7. Tell them about the “Regulars”… 😉

  8. This blog is heaven. I’ve worked in a number of restaurants, and all of these things are true at all of the places I’ve served. WELL DONE, SIR!

    • I figure anyone whos worked in any customer service and especially a restaurant, should be able to identify with at least one of the things I write in here. Thank you so much!

  9. Reminds me of my bartending days. I know this person…a million times over!
    Thanks for liking my post.
    Happy blogging,

  10. This brought me back to my days of bartending. Love this blog. It always makes me laugh! 🙂

  11. javaj240 permalink

    My favorite:

    Customer: Miss, my Long Island Iced Tea isn’t strong enough.
    Me: Then perhaps you should find a meeting.

    Sometimes I can’t believe I still have a job, lol!

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