What’s that? You’d like a third basket of our complimentary bread so you won’t have to purchase an appetizer? Wow, that’s pretty clever. Now I’ve found a use for the old bread.
Seriously, is this a restaurant or a homeless shelter? I’m not here to serve you for free, so you better order something more than water and a salad. If you can’t afford to order an actual meal, don’t eat here.
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