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July 12, 2012

This is exciting. You’ve left the news paper and some of your crumpled junk mail on the table (For me to clean up?). Fortunately, your address is labeled on the junk mail. I’ll be sure and return all of it to you as soon as possible :0)

Hey deush nozzle, I’m not the trash man. Don’t leave your mail, newspapers, or whatever other garbage you might have, on the table. When you leave, take your crap with you.

From → Lame "Guests"

4 Comments
  1. Jeni Johnson permalink

    I would anonymously leave it at his door with 2 cents…

  2. Hey, thanks for the idea. Will have to try that!!

  3. javaj240 permalink

    My favorite is when they leave the tissue that they just blew their nose with on the table or, better yet, when they…. wait for it… hand it to you! Seriously. Sorry, dude, but I left my haz mat suit at home today. You are a grown man, throw out your own damn tissue.

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