This is exciting. You’ve left the news paper and some of your crumpled junk mail on the table (For me to clean up?). Fortunately, your address is labeled on the junk mail. I’ll be sure and return all of it to you as soon as possible :0)
Hey deush nozzle, I’m not the trash man. Don’t leave your mail, newspapers, or whatever other garbage you might have, on the table. When you leave, take your crap with you.
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