Cup of Joe
Customer: Can I have a cup of decaf?
Server: (Server grabs decaf and brings it to table) Here’s your decaf.
Customer: This is decaf, right?
Server: No, that’s actually a ribeye steak in your cup. I was just saying that it’s decaf because I have nothing better to do.
If you’re so paranoid that you might be getting a regular cup of coffee, don’t order one. Maybe you can be like one of those weird people who orders hot water to drink. What’s the deal with that anyway?
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