Another server prepares your meal especially for you, just the way you like it?
Well it looks like you’d better come back on Wednesday.
Just because another server prepares something for you just the way you like it, doesn’t mean I’m going to. I don’t want to have to put the time and effort into learning that you really like the crust removed from your sandwich, or that you like sauce drizzled on half of your steak. I have better things to do such as stand in the corner and face the wall.
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