You’re Ready To Order?
You flag me down and tell me that you’re ready to order then proceed to look at the menu because you don’t have the slightest clue as to what you want. For every second that you waste of mine is a minute that I wait to put your crappy order in. So by all means, take your time.
First of all, don’t flag me down….Ever. Just be patient and wait until I come over to your table. Secondly, if you do flag me down to order and you still don’t know what you want, kick yourself in the face.
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