You tell me, “Everything was great!!” then proceed to leave me a measly 10% tip on the bill. Please, let me show my appreciation by helping you get down these stairs. . .the fast way.
Dear verbal tipper, it’s great that you really loved everything about your meal, now get the hell outta here. Unfortunately, your “Everything was great!!” isn’t going to help me with my car payment. I have some verbal tips I’d like to share with you.
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