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Hush Little Baby
You’re sitting at the table and your baby starts crying. Instead of carrying him far, far, far, far, away, like you should, you just sit there and shoosh him and tell him ” It’s ok, mommy is here”, as if he can understand what you’re saying.
NOBODY wants to hear a crying baby. There’s nothing cute or fun about that. Baby rule when eating in public: Don’t do it! Remember, silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
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